The Last Resort.
“Dapper Dong™ is the only answer left for men to restore the confidence they need and take control of their lives and destiny.” As Mr. King himself puts it.
“Mr. King Dong is the founder of the Dapper Dong brand.”
Crafted With Respect.
Each tuxedo is crafted from carefully selected, high-quality fabrics designed to offer your little gentleman the same level of respect as a tailored suit does for kings.
Limited Editions.
Dapper Dong™ tuxedos are released in a series of limited editions, with every run a bold statement of its own. Starting with the classic First Dongs’ Edition — a declaration in the world of fashion, keeping pace with the biggest names in the industry. But it doesn’t stop there. The next drop could be inspired by your favourite movie’s main character or meme, or perhaps a Halloween-exclusive spooky release. Every Dapper Dong suit arrives with its own personality, aesthetic, and story.
Every Dong Matters.
Because every gentleman deserves his fit, each edition comes in three distinguished sizes.
Le Petit – for the discreet gentleman.
Moyenne – the balanced choice.
Le Grande – when presence alone speaks volumes.
The Package!
Every piece is sealed in luxury blister packaging, numbered, and destined to become a rare collectible. Special editions even feature exclusive inserts making every Dapper Dong a seasonal or cultural statement.
