Class up your Package, Sir!
Double The Confidence!
Double The Respect.
"The Modern Dong" Limited edition
"The Modern Dong" Limited edition
How it all began
When the world seemed to be unravelling into absurdity, one truth remained: gentlemen must always rise to the occasion.
So Mr. King gave Liam the command: “Suit up the packages. Liam!” Mr. King.
From that spark, The Dapper Dong™ brand was born.
