Welcome to The Modern Dong Edition – the founding release of Dapper Dong™.
Each Package comes with a plastic banana, suited in a premium tuxedo, complete with bow tie, pocket square and an elegant daisy to pick from, and the special “The Modern Dong” Edition’s sunglasses, sealed in display-ready blister packaging.
This is where novelty meets elegance, designed to spark laughs while demanding respect.
Size:
La Grande – 7.5 Inches
Edition Notes:
The Modern Dong is a limited edition.
Features:
High quality fabrics tuxedo detailing.
Packaged with “daisy” accessory and the modern sunglasses.
Collectible blister pack.
Perfect for gifts, collectors, and conversation starters!
Dapper Dong™: Double the confidence! Double the respect.
Welcome to The Modern Dong Edition – the founding release of Dapper Dong™.
Each Package comes with a plastic banana, suited in a premium tuxedo, complete with bow tie, pocket square and an elegant daisy to pick from, and the special “The Modern Dong” Edition’s sunglasses, sealed in display-ready blister packaging.
This is where novelty meets elegance, designed to spark laughs while demanding respect.
Size:
La Grande – 7.5 Inches
Edition Notes:
The Modern Dong is a limited edition.
Features:
High quality fabrics tuxedo detailing.
Packaged with “daisy” accessory and the modern sunglasses.
Collectible blister pack.
Perfect for gifts, collectors, and conversation starters!
Dapper Dong™: Double the confidence! Double the respect.